Uh ok I hope I understand what you mean, it's really hard though when you use verbs as subjects and use different tenses.
I disagree. A lot of forums allow that. Also dick doesn't transgress (transgress means disobey btw) the rules. I mean you wrote them you should know. Words like dick and ass and shit are used in movies all the time and they remain PG-13, which is what you requested in the rules.
Theme? That's not how you're supposed to use the word theme tbh. Also does it matter? I'm sure there will come a person who's name is Dick. Also you don't know what someone's name is unless they say.
I don't want to be a jerk but I honestly have no clue what you're trying to say here.